<< 2004-02-23 | 4:58 p.m. >>
This is why I hate the suburbs:
1. The streets are dark.
2. The streets have no organization whatsoever. How the hell do you know where you are going?
3. The streets(see a theme here?) have dumb names like Apple Tree lane, and Killer Death Clown Road, and whatnot..
4. Every person, and I mean every person, owns at least 10 dogs, 11 cats, a bird of some sort, a goat, and a band of monkies that steals wallets(ok, that one is false, but seriously, the dog thing is true)
5. Parking lots are complicated. They don't want you to leave.
6. The houses are big, old, scary, have red doors(which are kept unlocked mind you!), never have lights on, and often have creepy big trees in front.
7. At all hours of the night, people, who are all dressed in black, are walking alone in the streets. They always have their hands in their pockets and are most likely going to commit some sort of crime.
8. The roads are icy.
9. You cannot possibly go anywhere without a car.
10. The teenagers all hang out at Myers mega mart at 3 am. they like playing video games.
11. I am sure that everyone there is some sort of crazy person.
12. The deer might eat me.
In conclusion, the suburbs is full of crazy people who have red doors, never leave their lights on, keep their doors unlocked, and have too many animals. They also try to keep non-suburban people in town by making confusing parking lots and icy roads. The only thing that is cool is the Myers and happy electronic horses you can ride.
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